New Year's Resolutions You Can Keep

[Ersby]

I resolve to keep drinking, whilst always thinking in the back of my mind I really should cut down but not do anything about it.

[5Cats]

I resolve to spend less time on the 'puter.
One, perhaps two minutes less each day! Or week.

[Ersby]

Another resolution is to not pick up the kettle so that the steam rises up and burns my hand when I pour the water out.

[Ersby]

I also resolve to worry endlessly about my lack of success with women.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 02, 2007 04:20 AM: Message edited by: Ersby ]</font>

[Exotic Ginger]

I will not use an old can opener to open a can and then cut myself so badly I need to go to the emergency clinic.

[AsIs]

I resolve to have a life...er, wait, too hard. I resolve to answer the Wizard Magazine emails so they send me cool crap!

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[Ersby]

I'm going to not start smoking.